While at the Business Center Post Office yesterday, the scab on my lip broke open and I started bleeding. A LOT.
I tried to blot it with my finger but there was just so much blood. I ended up covering both hands with blood and think I may have looked like the Joker in that meeting...smearing the blood across my face.
I tried to be non-nonchalant, tipped my chair back and trying to blot the sore.
Then a co-worker looked over and started to laugh uncontrollably in the meeting. I quickly stood up and said that I 'might' be bleeding and asked where I could find the restroom.
My lip was dripping blood at the time; I entered the bathroom and I tried blotting it with a paper towel.
Made me wonder if I am a hemophiliac. I doubt it, but I also doubt I will need to take blood thinners or aspirin to thin the blood when I'm older.
Maybe I can buy one of those experimental snake venoms that help clot the blood. To put over my lip.
1 comment:
Sounds like your own personal "Fight Club" scene.
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